Anybody who knows my riding partner Andy also knows he has a fetishism for keeping his ageing Ducati and Porche Boxter immaculately clean. In fact I suspect his very understanding wife sometimes wonders who comes first – her or his toys! Andy also has a set of bike leathers that came with his Ducati. Allegedly they’re red but his friends believe they’re very pink. Bearing in mind the above, read the note below that was attached to a decrepit old Harley Davidson and you’ll see why I laughed.
